Friday Nerdy Music Links: Spinning Straw into Gold!

Happy Friday, music nerds! Todays nerdy music links go from the ridiculous to the sublime, and back! Don’t say I never take you anywhere!

Where in the World is Miss Music Nerd?Where in the world is Miss Music Nerd?

  • Last weekend I was transported into the clouds by Cantata Singers — read about it here.
  • Tonight, I’ll meet some Strange Bedfellows: Unexpected Concertos courtesy of BMOP. Check out this program:

    Andrew Norman Air: Concerto for Theremin (2011)
    Keeril Makan Dream Lightly: Electric Guitar Concerto (2008)
    Eric Chasalow Horn Concerto (2008)
    Avner Dorman Mandolin Concerto (2006)
    Luciano Berio Chemins II su Sequenza VI (1967) (featuring viola!)

    I’m particularly looking forward to the first piece… And I know of another Theremin Concerto I wish BMOP would program!

  • Next week, I get to go to the Boston Symphony’s Project Debussy, this year’s version of their annual fashion design contest. The evening’s concert includes Debussy’s La Mer, which I love, plus works by Henri Dutilleux and Richard Strauss. Fierce!

Viola Jokes from Ain't Baroque

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Here’s a classic Viola Joke of the Week, brought to you by Jenn at Ain’t Baroque:

Q. What’s the usual makeup of a string quartet?

A. A good violinist, a bad violinist, a former violinist, and someone who hates violinists.

Happy Birthday, Mozart!Happy 256th Birthday, Mozart! Today’s Writer’s Almanac entry has a nice rundown of his musical activities during his last year, up to his still-mysterious death. Don’t blame Salieri — regardless of what you may have read in previous installments of Friday Nerdy Music Links!

Here is a particularly lovely passage from that notorious Requiem Mozart was working on during his last weeks: “Hostias, et preces” from the Offertorium.

Also, check out #Mozartchat today on Twitter for fun facts and tributes.

The Week in Funny Music Pictures! Several music-themed cartoons flew over the transom at Music Nerd Central this week. Music nerd Andy asks whether this will be me in a few years:

Bim Ingersoll

My answer: what do you mean, in a few years?! I have to keep up with the times if I want to hold on to all the fabulous perks I get! (Cartoon by Bim Ingersoll, who is quite the musical comedian!)

From music nerd Monica: in case you ever wondered what a conductor does exactly, here are the instructions:

Cheney conductor cartoon

(Cartoon by Tom Cheney.)

What’s your blues name? Mine is either Pretty Eyes Smith or Jailhouse Gumbo Thompkins, depending on which alter-ego I use. Hmm, I think I’ll go with the Eyes… (hat tip to music nerd Jeremy.)

Blues Name Chart

Cell Phone vs. Musician: the Battle Rages On! Here are two classical artists who fight fire with fire when it comes to the concert hall cell phone scourge, both using the Nokia ringtone. Talk about spinning straw into gold! I’d like to see the scores to these little gems!

Thanks to music nerd Glen for sending in this video of Slovakian violinist Lukas Kmit‘s improvised ringtone ditty.

I don’t know if pianist Marc-André Hamelin made this up on the spot, but he certainly has it polished to perfection: Valse Irritation d’après Nokia

What’s new in your music nerdosphere this week?

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Gettin’ to the GRAMMYs!

In just two short weeks, I’ll be leaving for Los Angeles for my 3rd annual GRAMMY Adventure — woo hoo!

Because of my prestigious-sounding position as Classical Music Blogger for the GRAMMYs, people have asked me how to get tickets for the live awards show, or even if I could get tickets for them. As flattered as I am at the assumption of A-list-ness that implies, I must apologize and answer honestly that I have absolutely no pull in that department. I have a GRAMMY Fairy Godmother who arranges everything for me and the other bloggers, and I thank my lucky stars for that.

But because I care, I did inquire as to the possibilities for those who wanted to attend the live show, and while you can’t actually purchase tickets at this point, you can enter to win them, both for this year and next.

Hyundai RE:GENERATION Music Project
RE:GENERATION ContestAs part of the promotion for this music documentary hitting theaters on February 16, Hyundai is giving away a trip for two to both the GRAMMYs and the world premiere of the film.

The entry deadline is tonight at 11:59 pm Pacific Time, so hurry up and click!

Here’s a description of the film from the website:

FIVE DJs TURN THE TABLES ON THE HISTORY OF MUSIC

Follow DJ Premier, Mark Ronson, Skrillex, Pretty Lights and The Crystal Method as they remix, recreate and re-imagine five traditional styles of music. From the classical perfection of the Berklee Symphony Orchestra to the bayou jams of New Orleans jazz, our five distinctive DJs collaborate with some of today’s biggest musicians to discover how our musical past is influencing the future.

I recommend watching the trailer, because the soundtrack begins with someone on the piano sounding out the second movement of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. It’s not made clear what this has to do with anything else going on in the film, but my curiosity is piqued!

If you want to plan ahead for the 2013, here are two contests for you:

2012 GRAMMY Nominees Album Entry with Purchase
2012 Nominees AlbumIf you purchase the 2012 GRAMMY Nominees Album, released yesterday, you’ll receive an entry code to win a trip to the 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards in 2013. This works for either the CD version or purchased download from Amazon or iTunes. The album features tracks from Adele, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Tony Bennett with Amy Winehouse, and more. (I tried to get them to put Yuja Wang on there, but like I said, no pull!)

Hilton Hotels Musical Journey Story Contest
Hilton Hotels GRAMMY ContestHilton Hotels & Resorts also has a contest for next year. They are asking fans to submit stories of a musical journey they’ve taken, and the winner gets to go on another one! The submission deadline is February 6.

Don’t despair too much if you’re not a lucky winner, though — I promise you that the best seat in the house is probably in front of your TV screen! And if you want to be among the first to know the winners in the Classical categories, watch my Twitter Feed on February 12 starting at 1 pm Pacific!

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Lost Chords, Found: Cantata Singers Perform Schnittke and Pärt

Cantata Singers: The Astonished Breath
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Alfred Schnittke: Concerto for Mixed Chorus
Arvo Pärt: Berliner Messe

The Lost ChordWhen I was growing up, my family had a sheet music collection stashed near the piano, full of show tunes, old-timey popular music, hymns, and other sentimental delights. Sometimes I would catch my Mom or Dad playing and singing from this repertoire with an expressive abandon that they didn’t otherwise have much time for. This music seeped into my consciousness, and would eventually compete for space with the respectable classical music I learned in my piano lessons and, later, in college and graduate school. And that goes a long way toward explaining how I came to be the nerdy cheeseball you know and love today!

One song my Dad particularly liked was “The Lost Chord,” by Sir Arthur Sullivan (yes, that Sullivan), on a poem by Adelaide Anne Procter. The poet describes improvising at the organ and happening upon a “divine” chord that, among other things, “quieted pain and sorrow, like love overcoming strife.” But this being music, which moves in real time, that sublime chord couldn’t last forever, and the poet despairs of ever finding it again, except in heaven. Sigh!

The truth is, though, it’s not that any one individual chord is more beautiful than any other; it’s the movement from chord to chord that creates the magic.

That’s a rather long-winded explanation of why on earth I would have thought of Arthur Sullivan while listening to the Cantata Singers‘ performance of Alfred Schnittke‘s Concerto for Mixed Chorus on Saturday night. But there was chord-to-chord magic all over the place, as ephemeral and sublime as the Sullivan song describes.

Cantata Singers always impresses with their technical musical excellence, but what clinches it for me is their obvious affection for and commitment to everything they sing, especially when they choose works slightly off the beaten path, as they did here.

The text for Schnittke’s concerto comes from a sacred poem called The Book of Lamentations, by Grigor Narekatsi, a 10th-century Armenian monk. So you know this is gonna get serious. The poetic imagery traces a spectrum from anguish to ecstasy, and the music keeps up with it at every turn.

There are moments in the music that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up; moments that make you feel like the sky just opened up and you are floating into it, or that the ground is sliding out from under you — but in a good way; moments that — well, insert your preferred metaphor for being utterly transported here. If you’re a fan of sacred a cappella choral music, you may know what I mean. Certain works in this category seem designed, in the words of my music history professor Richard Taruskin, to “turn you into a mass of quivering, believing jelly.”

As John Ehrlich writes in the program notes, so numerous are these moments in the piece that “it becomes an empty exercise to try to point all of them out.” So I’ll give you just a few from the first movement.

Alfred Schnittke: Concerto for Mixed Chorus, 1st movement (excerpt)

About twenty seconds in, we are treated to a low D in the bass section — you’ve got to love that Russian bass sound — ending the phrase, “O Pav’elit’el sushchevo fs’evo” (“O Master of all living”). (After the performance, I heard one of the singers say there were even a couple of low Cs later on. Wow!). About twenty seconds later, a widely-spaced chord opens up for the text, “tvar’ashchij fs’o iz nichevo” (“creating all out of nothing”), with the first sopranos hitting a high B-flat that’ll blow your hair back better than riding in a convertible.

Just after around the 1:10 mark in the video above, we get one of those magical chord shifts that make me want to run to the nearest piano and figure out just what’s what. The text is “Nev’edamyj, fs’eznajushchij, strashashchij,” (“Mysterious, omniscient, frightening”), and the harmony moves from a G minor chord to G-flat Major, two chords that have one note in common (B-flat) but wouldn’t ordinarily be seen with each other in a traditional harmonic context. To me, it’s like seeing the sun break through the clouds at the end of a stormy day, just before falling into a wormhole and being transported to another dimension. (What can I say? If you’re in need of a flowery metaphor, I’m your gal!) A similar shift happens around the 2:00 mark, this time moving from C-sharp minor to C major at the words “N’evidimyj, izv’ech’nyj, n’eabjatnyj” (“Invisible, eternal, boundless.”)

Another glorious harmonic arrival happens at 5:55, on the words “n’eistashchimyj klad” (inexhaustible treasure), but then check out the sweet echo in the women’s voices immediately following, quietly jumping up an octave on “prechistyj dozhd’” (“purest rain”). If that doesn’t wipe the grime off the windows of your soul, I don’t know what will!

Here’s a playlist with all four movements of the work.

Arvo Pärt‘s Berliner Messe, using the traditional Latin mass text, is a bit less lush in comparison to the Schnittke — the program notes compare it to “a tart and cool limoncello,” while the Schnittke is more like a flourless chocolate torte — but still quite powerful and affecting. (I think I would have preferred to hear it first and the Schnittke second. I always like to end with a rich dessert!) It begins quite sparsely, with the organ accompaniment trading pedal tones and little homophonic snippets with different sections of the choir. The organ part was relatively restrained and spare throughout the piece, only going full throttle for a couple of Amens. I appreciated that; the organ never overpowered the voices or obscured the text.

Here’s a playlist with all movements of the mass.

Pärt’s setting of the Credo was particularly rhythmic, almost motoric. It was very appealing, though at times the natural accent pattern of the text was ignored in favor of the rhythmic pattern of the music, which is a pet peeve of mine. But you have to find some way to get through all that text!

Cantata Singers’ next performance is March 18, with works by J.S. Bach, Brahms, Demantius, and Liszt. If you’re in the Boston area, be sure to check them out, and tell ‘em Miss Music Nerd sent you!

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Friday Nerdy Music Links: It Was In A Movie and Everything!

Happy Friday, music nerds! This week’s link roundup features fun fictional facts, music nerds saying sh*t, and pianos being dismembered for a good cause! Let the nerditry begin!

Where in the world is Miss Music Nerd? Well, I write this, as usual, from my fortress of solitude in an undisclosed location, but tomorrow I’ll hear two concerts that promise to be stupendous:

  • Quatuor Zaïde is an award-winning young French string quartet, currently in residence at New England Conservatory. Tomorrow, January 21st at 4pm, they will perform on the JP Concerts series in Jamaica Plain, with special guest pianist Yannick Rafalimanana. The program includes works by Haydn, Wolf and Franck. [DISCLAIMER: I am the Communications Director for JP Concerts. I bribed myself handsomely to plug this concert.]
  • Tomorrow evening, I’ll head Cambridge for a Cantata Singers concert titled The Astonished Breath, featuring works by Alfred Schnittke (gesundheit!) and Arvo Pärt. Should be a wild party!

Etta JamesLet us pay our respects: Requiescat in pace, Etta James, matriarch of the blues. In her own words,

‘A lot of people think the blues is depressing,’ she told The Los Angeles Times in 1992, ‘but that’s not the blues I’m singing. When I’m singing blues, I’m singing life. People that can’t stand to listen to the blues, they’ve got to be phonies.’

And because I don’t think any music lover could ever tire of it:

On the ligher side:

Viola Jokes from Ain't Baroque

Image by Ain't Baroque. Look at those teeth!



Viola Joke of the Week, brought to you by Jenn at Ain’t Baroque:

With apologies to Charlie Daniels

The devil went down to Georgia;
he was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind
and he was willing to make a deal
When he came upon a young man
sawing a viola and playing it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
“Ah-HA! This one’s already mine!”
So he took the violist’s soul and got the hell outta there.
(Get it? The hell outta there!)

… No, seriously, Mr. Daniels. I do apologize.

Music nerds are nothing if not resourceful! When Wikipedia went dark on Wednesday for the SOPA strike, we stepped in and filled the music reference gap via Twitter: witness #ClassicalFactsWithoutWiki! A few highlights:

@XercesBlueMusic
Salieri totally murdered Mozart. It was in a movie and everything

@richching
Boheme was modeled after RENT.

@ClassicalKUSC
A Countertenor is the Tenor who keeps a tally of the singers present.

@RonniReich
Madame Butterfly is the sequel to Puccini’s little-known early opera “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”

@stravinskyite
It was supposed to be The Rite of Fall but he couldn’t get it done in time.

(That segues nicely into my own humble contribution:)
@MissMusicNerd
The riot at the premiere of Le Sacre was actually sparked by a patron in the front row accepting a telegram (Get it?)

Speaking of Mahlergate, the post-mortem commentary continues, and I’m sad to report that in some precincts it has been turned into an opportunity to whinge about classical fans being snooty and/or arrogant. As if! Amanda and Michael at thousandfoldecho analyze one example. Miss Music Nerd asks, can’t we all just get along?

You may have seen some of the “Sh*t ______ Say” videos making their way around the web. Here are two classical-related spinoffs I encountered this week:

Sh*t Opera Singers Say

Sh*t Choristers Say

And finally, here is a far less silly video — an interesting short film about the oldest piano shop in Paris:

La Mer de Pianos (Sea of Pianos) from Films & Things on Vimeo.

Proprietor Marc Manceaux discusses how he breaks down old pianos to harvest parts needed to repair and restore other old pianos. It’s a bittersweet endeavor, as he explains:

When I have to break one up I always have a little twinge of regret. I put off the actual kill until the last possible moment. But that’s what organ donation is all about.

Plus, taking them apart makes some pretty wicked sonorities!

What’s new in your music nerdosphere this week?
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Swatting a Gnat with a Sledghammer

No Sopaipilla

Say it ain't so!

As you may have heard, the U.S. Congress is currently considering a pair of bills (SOPA and PIPA, which should not be confused with a delicious Latin American fried pastry) aimed at stopping online piracy of copyrighted content. Problem is, the bills are so broadly written that if they became law, many popular websites could be subject to takedown orders and other sanctions, implemented in a way that doesn’t really sound like due process to me.

As a composer and content creator, I care about copyright. I strongly believe that artists and writers should be compensated for their work. But what these bills propose seems like throwing out the baby with the bathwater, or going after a gnat with a sledgehammer, or — insert your preferred analogy here. I mean, if I’m understanding this correctly, someone like little ol’ me could be fined or imprisoned for posting a youtube video. I can’t go back to prison, people! (But that’s another story for another day.)

Many websites have decided to protest these bills today — some by going dark entirely, others by posting information and links for those of us in the U.S. to contact our congressional representatives.

Here’s what you’ll find if you go to English Wikipedia today:

Wikipedia

And today’s Google doodle is quite illustrative:

Google doodle

Now, Since I haven’t been posting on a daily basis recently, it seems a bit… I dunno… redundant for me to go dark today. I thought it would be better to post information on the issue. Plus, I’m not confident that a) I could manage to figure out how to take my site down, and b) subsequently figure out how to bring it back again. I was embarrassed to confess to this until I saw that the Bloggess, who is a far brighter star in the internet firmament than I, had admitted it openly.

Here’s a link to the website organizing the strike. And you can view Wiki pages on the bills, even though other articles are dark today: SOPA and PIPA.

Finally, here’s a video on the topic that is both amusing and informative — let Lord Vader give you the scoop! (Hat tip to the Bloggess, whose contribution to the video may make you laugh and/or offend you.)

There must be a better way to protect copyright. Tell your reps what you think. Do it for the LOLcats!

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Meet the GRAMMY Bloggers: 54th Season Edition!

For a third year, I have the honor of serving as the Community Blogger for Classical Music for the GRAMMY Awards. Next month, I get to travel to Los Angeles for an action-packed week of GRAMMY events, culminating with the awards presentation on Sunday, February 12!

How did I luck into a gig like this, you ask? Well, as I recounted last year, it all started way back in November of 2009, when the following email landed in my inbox:

Good Evening Miss Music Nerd,

I work for the Recording Academy and manage the Social Media program for the GRAMMY Awards. We would like to speak to you about participation in our Community Blogger Program for the upcoming GRAMMY Awards. If this is something you may be interested in, could you please contact me during this upcoming week? You can find out more about the GRAMMYs on various social media networks by clicking on any of the links below.

I look forward to hearing from you.

I was pretty sure this was some kind of a scam, and that my reply would prompt a request for my credit card number and mother’s maiden name. But I was too curious, so I followed up, and it turned out to be legit!

In a few weeks, I’ll get to hang out with an amazing group of bloggers representing a broad range of music genres and music-related topics.

Allow me to introduce them to you!

Twang NationAmericana: Twang Nation Baron Lane is a native Texan who grew up going to metal and punk shows, but was inspired to explore his roots while living in New York (and now, San Francisco). “It’s great/strange using social technology to promote music which is often influenced by sounds and themes that predate the Interstate Highway System,” he notes. (I know what he means — my genre predates electricity!)
Country Music is LoveCountry: It started with the question of whether Kenny Chesney’s tractor is sexy, and has grown into a mission “to give fans a place to stay connected to country music and the artists they love,” says Erin Lefebvre, co-founder of Country Music is Love.
Brent BurnsDance/Electronica: Brent Burns grew up “at the foot of his grandfather’s guitar,” where he developed a lifelong love of music. Now, with his blog Kick Kick Snare, he brings you “hard-to-find, cutting-edge songs and artists that haven’t yet made it into the typical top-40, popular, dance, alternative or similar radio station play.”
Izzy LawrenceFashion/Lifestyle: London-based Izzy Lawrence is a TV and radio presenter who blogs about music and fashion from multiple continents! Check out her “Love from London” posts on LA’s KCRW.
Dawson's InkGospel: Will Dawson covers the Gospel scene at Dawson’s Ink, but he says, “Whatever the genre, from gospel to dixieland… music gives us life. It always comes back to that. Let’s live.” Hear, hear!
Elements of JazzJazz: Donna M, founder of Elements of Jazz, notes that “The general public’s perception of jazz is that decent, enjoyable music is no longer being created,” but she wants you to know: “There is a vibrant, sexy world of jazz out there. Want to find out more about it? Let’s find out about it together.” Sounds like a plan!
ArjanPop/Dance: Arjan Writes about everything sweet and crunchy in Pop and Dance. He’s also a CNN contributor and an Out 100 honoree. Look for the red jacket!
ButtaR&B: “I’ve loved music for as long as I can remember,” says Kimberly A. Hines, a.k.a. Butta, “from my days of shaking my little shimmy in music class in elementary school when I should have been learning to play the recorder to creating some of the most hilarious (read: worst) rap songs and dances with my best friends during my college days.” Now she heads up the staff at SoulBounce.
PhotobucketRap: Fave (Dantrel Robinson) produces the Friday Favecast, designed “to entertain, encourage and uplift as you wrap up your week.”
Hard Rock ChickRock: Meet Jamie Harvey, the Hard Rock Chick: “My favorite band is Nine Inch Nails and my favorite color is black. I collect gig posters, guitar picks and broken hearts.” Oh, and she goes to lots of shows!
Liz BurrTech: Liz Burr describes herself as a Social Media Butterfly and huge web and media nerd. You’ll find her at the intersection of music and tech!

Is it any wonder I’m ridiculously proud to be part of a group like this? :D

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Friday Nerdy Music Links: Ring Ring!

Greetings, music nerds!

I must apologize — I’ve been away far too long, and I have plenty to catch up on. For one thing, GRAMMY season is in full swing, so stay tuned!

But for now, I bring you an assortment of fun/interesting/newsworthy links from the past week!

First, a little eye candy: If you’ve ever wanted to play a musical instrument but weren’t sure which one was right for you, here’s a handy chart, courtesy of Piesone Art (click to enlarge):

In other music nerd humor, here’s the Viola Joke of the Week, brought to you by Jenn at Ain’t Baroque:

Q. What’s the difference between a dead snake and a dead violist lying in the middle of the road?
A. Skid marks leading up to the snake.

Want more? Here you go!

In local music news, (and another mention of a pun usually that would ordinarily make me go all Incredible Hulk, were I not won over by the style and charm of its deployment), the baroque ensemble L’Academie is running their annual fund campaign, Young, Fabulous & Baroque (far more tuneful than this, no doubt!). Their aspiration is “50k…or 5000 $10 cocktails.” In addition to their blinding musical excellence, this group has a real knack for making baroque music hip for a 21st Century audience. Check out their upcoming performance in February, The Vivaldi Code.

Beethoven and Brahms are still speaking: Music nerd-at-large Ed Tracey hipped me to two instances of famous composers making news from beyond the grave:

Mahler 9, slightly less sublime: In the biggest story of the week, the online music nerdosphere was frantically abuzz this week over an errant iPhone that went off at the worst possible moment during the New York Philharmonic’s performance of Mahler’s 9th Symphony, creating such a disruption that condutor Alan Gilbert stopped the performance, and a few patrons became uncharacteristically obstreperous, calling for the offending phone owner to be thrown out. Eyewitness accounts can be found here and here, and after-the-fact commentary by the conductor is here.

As it turns out, said owner (who was seated front and center for maximum exposure) had done the right thing and turned the phone off before the concert started, but didn’t realize that the phone’s built-in alarm clock would go off even when the phone was powered down. Also, the poor soul was hard of hearing and didn’t realize at first that he was the source of the problem. He is a longtime season ticketholder not identified beyond that, for his own safety — because judging from the reactions of other patrons, we music nerds might appear mild-mannered most of the time, but mess with our gig and we will CUT YOU! Here is Patron X himself, in his own words.

I am on the record as subscribing to the view that hearing this piece of music live is a downright sacred experience; its quiet closing bars are so sublime and transporting that any interruption would indeed be upsetting. But I feel for Patron X, because you see, I too found out the hard way that a cell phone alarm is no respector of silent or off mode — during A CONCERT I WAS PERFORMING IN, no less. Fortunately I wasn’t actually on stage at that moment, so I was able to shut the dang thing off right away and the music didn’t have to stop!

Many commenters have called for signal jammers to be installed in all concert halls, or maybe the hiring of square-shouldered goons with sledge hammers at the ready. But such remedies are impractical, not to mention illegal in some jurisdictions. I was interested to read an account by an eyewitness who is new to the classical music scene, and was bemused at how “sophisticated people who had come for a night of culture and music and proceeded to be reduced, for a few moments, to the early stages of an angry mob.” Dude has a point — veteran audience members could stand to chillax, so as not to alienate budding classical fans (though I confess to having entertained thoughts of violence toward the cough-drop-unwrapping, plastic-bag-rustling set). “Can’t wait ‘til I hit up the ballet and we get a streaker!” he concludes. Hey, when that happens, send me a link, would ya?

Bonus video: here’s a mash-up of a Bernstein performance of the 9th with the offending Marimba ringtone, to recreate the experience for those of us who weren’t there!

What’s new in your music nerdosphere this week?

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Where Critics Fail to Tread: A Conversation with Ben Leeds Carson

Imagine, if you will, that you are a composer. Not a historical composer, mind you — we’re not talking powdered wigs and candelabras here — but a composer living and writing music in the world today. You write a piece that deals with concepts and materials that inspire you and are important to you, and you find musicians willing to play it, and play it well. So get your piece recorded and released, eager to share it with the world!

Then you learn that some reviewers have taken the time to listen to your CD and write about it. In your heartwarming optimism and innocence, you look forward to reading these reviews, eager to see how sensitive, intelligent and dedicated music aficionados will respond to your work.

Be afraid, little composer, be very afraid.

One of the things I love about contemporary classical music today is the broad range of musical styles that coexist, more or less peacefully, side by side along the contemporary spectrum. If you know where to look, you can find just about anything you can think of (and several things you probably haven’t). Some of this music is experimental, conceptual, complex, and challenging to listen to, particularly if you approach it with the expectation that it will be similar to older styles of classical music. Because there is so much going on now, it’s pretty difficult to stay on top of it all, and it can be disorienting to hear, let alone try to evaluate, music that confounds your expectations and asks you to go beyond what you’re familiar with.

In short, music critics do have their work cut out for them. However, I think a piece of music deserves to be evaluated on its own terms, and when that doesn’t happen, I get annoyed.

What, you want examples? Okay, I’ll give you examples! Continue reading

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In Which Miss Music Nerd’s Contemplation is Rudely Interrupted

Happy Autumn, Music Nerds!

One of the things Miss Music Nerd did with her summer was spend a lot of time pondering the concept of music criticism. And by “pondering,” I mean dreading, loathing, and, as one is well-advised to do with certain table wines, laying down and avoiding.

This is a rather inconvenient state of affairs, given that I’ve been going around calling myself a music journalist for a while now. I didn’t set out to become a music journalist; I just started writing stuff online, and in time, people started asking me to write more, especially concert and CD reviews. As Shakespeare said, “some are born music journalists, some achieve music journalism, and some have music journalism thrust upon them.” That is what he said, right?

Anyway… I know that “journalist” and “critic” are not necessarily the same thing (thank FSM), but when one stumbles onto review territory, the concept of criticism does sort of become relevant. And that’s a problem for me, because I find most of the music criticism I read to be temporarily diverting and amusing at best, and annoying and/or useless at worst. So I have been seriously contemplating abandoning the whole enterprise.

While I’ve been contemplating, a couple of my fellow composers, who also happen to be dear friends, have gotten some bad reviews. Not just bad as in negative, but bad as in appallingly poorly done, intellectually lazy and musically irresponsible. Reading them jolted me out of my omphaloskepsis, and though I continue to be reluctant and ambivalent, I feel I must trudge over to my phone booth, don my cape, and do what I can do to make things right.

...to the rescue!!



It’s gonna take more than one post, though; if I tried to do it all at once, it would make your eyes bleed. I hope you’ll join me on my meta-critical journey — I promise to make it interesting and, occasionally, even humorous!

I’m going to start with a bad review of some bad reviews of my friend Ben Carson‘s CD, mostly in the form of an interview with him. Stay tuned!

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Light and Power: Electrifying Opera!

Nicola Tesla

McDoc and I attended a fabulous opera premiere on Thursday night: Light and Power, with music by Isaac Schankler and libretto by Jillian Burcar, produced by the Juventas New Music Ensemble. I previewed it as part of my brand-new columnist beat on The Morton Report, and I hope you won’t mind, music nerds, if I quote myself:

When you hear the word “opera,” do you picture a high-class affair in an ornate hall, attended by blue-haired ladies wearing furs, and featuring doomed lovers bellowing in a language you don’t understand, backed up by a chorus of soldiers carrying spears, and maybe a horse or two? You’re probably not alone, but you should know that today’s opera world reaches well beyond that stuffy old stereotype, from re-imagined versions of traditional repertory to freshly composed works by living composers. In one case, at least, opera can be downright electrifying!

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The production took place in a small hall at the Cambridge, Mass YMCA, and for a moment after I first sat down, I had the sensation of being back in high school, where I was a serious theater nerd. There was nothing amateurish about this production, though. Constumes were period-perfect, the singing was rock-solid, and sets and lighting were spare but inventive. It’s always fascinating to see how little you actually need to convey the drama of a story.

Chorus of Bees


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The music was a mix of ragtime and lyrical modernism, as the action alternated between depicting events in Tesla’s life: his rivalry with a young Henry Ford, his personal and professional conflicts with Thomas Edison, and his partnership with George Westinghouse; and out-of-time imaginings as Tesla interacts with Nova, a mythical being who serves as a sort of spiritual guide. The Chorus of Bees, costumed like a girl group from outer space, provided commentary on the action, often with a disjointed, stuttering/hocketing delivery that helped to convey the dreamlike state Tesla felt more at home in than so-called reality.

Henry Ford

Tesla and Ford are both “pants roles,” portrayed by sopranos, a choice that lent a special poignancy to the rivalry between them, particularly in a scene where Ford and Edison gang up on Tesla in a way that becomes briefly physical.

Thomas Edison ponders the time prism

It was fascinating to see Thomas Edison portrayed as a villain and a bully, (though he’s not completely unredeemed by the end) and Davron S. Monroe’s portrayal of him was wickedly delightful. After the production was over, we learned that he’s definitely not a villain in real life though — we happened to be taking the same train home, and he was kind enough to speak with me during the ride. He has a background in both opera and music theater, which served him well in this production. He also works for Opera Boston bringing classical music enrichment to inner city students.

The one drawback of the experience was one that is a perennial problem with vocal music: I couldn’t understand the words as well as I wanted to, and the instrumental music overbalanced the singers at times. But regardless, I urge anyone who is in the Boston area to get to this show – there are performances tonight and tomorrow – and find out just how exciting a new opera can be!

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